Sucky Pass

I think we all should

Get one, every year

Use for any occassion

Maybe even five of.

When mate desires antiquing

You have no energy for

It’s just all around sucky

Then you redeem your pass.

The weather is crappy

Your only day off work

No way do you want

You deserve off time.

Guys aren’t into shopping

Girls aren’t into mechanicals

Well, usually – anyway

There’s an easy way out.

A personal sucky pass

Where you can just say

Darling, that’s too sucky

Then hand over pass.