Handy Excuses

If there’s ever medical

Problem – it’s smoking

Or weight blamed.

How many times can you

Hear the handies, eh?

Besides, it’s not true

Forsure both are bad

No doubt about that

But there’s many causes

For lung prob.s – many

Consider one factor

The very air we breath

It corrodes heavy metals

With mere passive exposure

Imagine what it’s doing

To soft tissue & active use?

Extra wght. will not kill

It’s not just flab & fat

There’s also muscle & strength.

How long do we wait for

Store clerks to serve

Hr.s on the phone waiting

The excuse never varies

Due to customer volume

All want to quickly dismiss

Get the next sucker buying

Can’t even think of another

The same old bullshit

Starting to sound like

One line laugh lines

Repeated way too often

The same tired jokes.

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